Why Rip Into Kill Tony Gear
Savage threads that survive the bucket pull slaughter
Roast-Proof Build
High-quality materials hammered to take Tony's brutal hits without fading. Your gear laughs at the punishment.
Savage Graphics
Edgy designs straight from the Kill Tony chaos - bucket pulls and golden tickets immortalized in ink.
Bucket Pull Brotherhood
Join the beasts who crush one-minute sets and own the roasts. Wear it like a badge from the slaughter.
Comic-Crafted Grit
Fueled by the podcast grind - no weak links, just raw support for the stand-up warriors facing the fire.
The Kill Tony Bloodbath
Podcast roasts that birth legends
Kill Tony packs comedy clubs with bucket pull sign-ups for raw one-minute sets. Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redban unleash savage roasts that separate the beasts from the chum. Golden ticket winners snag real shots at glory amid the carnage. This gear channels that unrelenting edge.
Beasts Wearing the Slaughter
Real pulls from the podcast pit
Bucket Pull hoodie held up through three live shows - ink didn't crack once under the sweat and screams.
Golden Ticket tee got me nods from Redban's crew - fits killer for stage roasts.
Kill Tony tank survived a Hinchcliffe panel roast - fabric's tougher than my set.
Ironclad Kill Tony Standards
Blitz Shipping
Standard hits in 5-10 business days. Free over $100 - no excuses.
30-Day Armor
Send back unused gear in original packaging within 30 days. We handle the fallout.
Lockdown Checkout
Bulletproof encryption shields your order from day one. No leaks in the roast.
Beast Backup
Hit the Contact page for rapid fire responses. We crush issues fast.
Frequently Asked Questions
Tees and hoodies hit S-3XL with room for stage swagger. Check size charts per drop - true to fit for beasts.
Premium cotton blends built to withstand roasts and road abuse. Sweat-wicking and fade-resistant every time.
Stack to $100 USD for free standard shipping. Otherwise 5-10 business days across the US.
Every graphic rips from bucket pulls one-minute sets and golden ticket chaos. Straight podcast fire.
Machine wash cold turn inside out - air dry to keep the savage edge sharp. No bleach ever.
US-focused but select drops ship global. Duties on you - check cart for rates.
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